I have always been of the opinion that it is easy to pick a liberal and a conservative out of a crowded room. Actually, I don’t think I ever guessed wrong. So, let’s play conservative versus liberal and see how you do.
Senators
These two women are current Senators. One is from Hawaii and one is from Tennessee. One is a very unhappy person and the other is happy and faithful. But, one is a conservative and the other is a liberal. Can you guess which is which?


Representatives
On to the House of Representatives. Here are two current representatives. One of them is a military veteran and the other is an old version of a teenager. Can you tell which is the conservative and which is the liberal?


Young
What about our county’s young people? Here are two women in their twenties. One of them is a famous actress and one is a press secretary. They are both generally happy women. But, one has a ton of potential for her future. Can you pick out the conservative and liberal?


Classy?
Here is the perfect pair. And, they hate each other. But, one is a converted conservative and one is a nasty liberal. Can you pick them out?


Yikes!
If you can’t guess this one, then you must be a liberal. I have to admit that when I got one of the photos, I nearly vomited. Try your skill on this last challenge. Which one is the conservative and which one if the liberal?


Conclusion
I’ll bet you got them all right. Or, at least four of them. This is my proof. I can walk into a grocery store and pick them out. And, I can walk into a party and pick them out. They are ugly on the outside because they are ugly on the inside. They aren’t ever happy. And, they complain about everything. They only understand one way of communicating. That is screaming. I’m actually sad for them. They are lost in the world and can’t find a way back.