Sometimes I wonder how my brain works. I can be in the shower or just sitting somewhere, and I get these ideas for my blog. Here are some unfounded rumors. They just flow from my brain, so enjoy.
Coming Out
Now that everyone knows about “Big Mike” Obama (aka, Michelle Obama), rumor has it that Barack will divulge that he is transitioning to a woman. That’s why he is such a proponent of child mutilation. Since he likes men anyway, this will make it more comfortable. And, he won’t have to hide when he wants to be with a man. Of note, I guess “Big Mike” wasn’t his preference in a man.
Tampon Tim
“Tampon” Tim Walz is so weird. He got his nickname because he stocked the boy’s bathrooms in schools with tampons. Rumor has it that he did this because he enjoys using tampons himself. In fact, his mother forced him to use them after he wet the bed. I’ll leave it to your imagination for where he puts it. But, it explains the strange walk and fluttering hands.
Boasberg
The rumor on the street is that Judge Boasberg loves pizza (wink, wink). In fact, he loves it so much that he wants to protect the Venezuelan gang members who deliver the pizza to him. When you see his picture, he looks downright creepy.
Artificial Intelligence
It has been determined that Representative Jasmine Crockett suffers from artificial intelligence. Sadly, any intelligence she might have possessed was artificial. The end result is that she has no real intelligence. When you listen to her, you can judge for yourself.
Matchbox Cars
Knowing they could get in serious trouble now, the deranged Tesla protestors are throwing Molotav Coktails into matchbox Tesla vehicles. This is causing major fires and damage in toy stores across the country. The crazy protestors are also taking a hammer to the matchbox cars in the streets.
Entitlements
Although President Trump and Elon Musk are super rich, they want to skim money from Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security to get richer at the expense of Americans. President Trump doesn’t take a paycheck as president because he would rather steal the money. And, Musk is losing money to lead DOGE. But, he can recover his losses by stealing from Americans. Do you realize how silly this souds?